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Rational-Delirium

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A Short Story

Posted by Rational-Delirium - September 13th, 2007


Alan was 7 years old when a very significant event happened in his life. His dad, Joe, wanted him to learn to ride his bike, but little Alan was too stubborn to even sit on it.

Then one day his dad had a thoughtful idea "Maybe, just maybe, if I put one of our special homemade hamburgers on the other side of the city, he will bike all the way there, eat it, and come back." So Joe did exactly what he thought and put the hamburger on the other side of the city. He told Alan and the thought of eating a homemade hamburger made him hungrier that a starving elephant.

He grabbed the bike and peddled off to the other side of the city faster than you can say train, in fact, he went too fast and stumbled upon a light bulb which soon became a broken light bulb. He passed out and a military helicopter picked him up to do some research because they've never seen anyone go that fast.

They discovered that the hamburgers give him super athletic abilities, which is why he's an NBA star now. He likes reading the Da Vinci Code because it's a lot like basketball, very strategic and intense.

- Andy Sgro


Comments

Wow.

That was weird.

I want those burgers.

lol thats hilarious!

herdyboyz1 said the same thing on subject loololololloloololololololoololololol olololol

Ya, he says it everywhere.

Wow! :D
I wonder if burgers can give me powers >:D!!!!!
xP